Two Vain Tuvans
(inspired by Gergely Kiss)

two vain Tuvans
to have transfusions
vein to vein
and vein to vein
two veins in two vans each
not into but unto
no trance-fusion undue
nowhere is a tutu
so they don't wear one,
therefore not two, too, to
the two vans they go to

whether weather vanes
or weather vans
whether vanes and vans
or weather vanes and vans
determine whether weather
determines whether
two Tuvans under the weather
require a transfusion
for a four-Tuvan choir
acquires the means -
meaning demeaning
two vain Tuvans