Limericks

No.1
Repeatedly he rang the bell.
No luck, so he gave a yell.
The Devil replied,
"No rush, friend, you've died,
And your impatience has brought you to Hell."

No.2
"Hello," said the boy to the girl.
"Please wait; I'll give you a pearl."
"I don't want a  jewel."
"You must think me a fool."
And that's how their love did unfurl.