Title: When Bored, All Are Noncents

What do you want to press ‘F’ for?
If you want to press F4, don’t be intimidated.
On the other hand,
With the other hand a joystick can brighten your day
While you’re home watching the tube deflate your capacity for individual thought.
Take me out to the yellow sun,
Where the decorated pieces of wood disobey our grammatical order.
We are a suffix away from annihilation.
Do not call for help, or the big parrot will mock you.
Oh my brothers!
Anne Doe - my sister - owes me twenty dollars
Worth of goldfish from the pond outside my left ear.
Let’s go fishing.